Cat Toy Eye Ball

Cat Toy Eye Ball
Save your vision! Are your friends and family tired of your cat ripping their eye balls out when they come over? Everyone knows that cats show their love by clawing out human body parts. If it’s getting a little annoying though, buy them the Cat Toy Eye Ball. It won’t start to rot and stink up your house like real ones do. The cat makes ...
$15.00
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Library Bookcase Chair

Library Bookcase Chair
Most guys get their best reading and thinking done when they’re sitting down. Usually it’s in a smaller room of the house with a sink and shower. Now you can transfer your thinking skills to the living room with the Library Bookcase Chair. Just don’t forget that this chair is not equipped with a toilet. That would be a mess and we ...
$2,950.00
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Buried Skull Garden Decoration

Buried Skull Garden Decoration
Scare the gardener! Watch for your gardener’s face to express concern when he sees this skull in your flower bed. Make eye contact with him and tell him to keep quiet or he’s next. He’ll never complain about a late payment again.
$25.00
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A real tree house from a fairy tail

A real tree house from a fairy tail
Be the cool parent! It’s becoming harder and harder to impress kids nowadays. My grandma said that she was happy getting a pencil on her birthday. Now kids want elaborate tree houses complete with cable and internet. They won’t share either. You better get one for each kid.
$39,875.00
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Assembled Body parts Candle Holder

Assembled Body parts Candle Holder
Perform spells in style! Have your last few seances just not gone to plan? Are your witchcraft meetings lacking excitement? It may be because your decor is not spooky enough. Keep your candles on these creepy candle holders to improve the mood and keep everyone focused on evil spells.    
$200.00
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6 Dolls You Shouldn’t Buy To Your Loved Ones

6 Dolls You Shouldn’t Buy To Your Loved Ones
Are your kids not having enough nightmares? Solve that problem with these dolls. Guaranteed to make them wet the sheets. Oh, and you too. These things are incredibly creepy. They definitely come to life at night and kill you. How could they not?   Now that one looks like she had a really bad day Creepy Bride Doll Like us on facebook
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Nintendo Controller Bra

Nintendo Controller Bra
Turn your girlfriend into your favorite toy! With this bra you might be able to pull yourself away from your video game for a few minutes of quality relationship time. Just remember that your girlfriend doesn’t come with an on and off switch. Bummer, I know. But with this bra you can use the pause button at least.
$50
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Real Batman Armor Set

Real Batman Armor Set
  Is your name Bruce? Is your best friend named Robin and do you have a butler named Alfred? You should really get this armor then. Your future is probably going to get pretty exciting and this will come in handy for sure. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
$2,695.00
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Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane

Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Kids have it easy nowadays. Less chores, more opportunities and…smartphone controlled paper airplanes. How many paper airplanes did you make that never would fly? You just ended up crinkling them and letting go of your dreams of becoming a pilot someday. Kids just don’t know the struggles their parents went through!
$49.98
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A necklace with Teratoma Tumor

A necklace with Teratoma Tumor
  Like Geeky Hippo page on facebook here:   Subscribe to our newsletter, its free! and we’ll keep you in the loop! Wear classy jewelry! Diamonds are so last year. No one likes shiny and sparkly anymore. Tumor necklaces are all the rage. This necklace will match your severed leg bracelet wonderfully and don’t forget about the ...
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