Make new friends! These sandals will work great if you want to invite strangers to follow you. It’s always good to make friends who don’t mind providing you with alcoholic beverages too. Just walk and wait until the perfect new friend arrives…or a serial killer.
Stop wearing pants! Sometimes women only wear real pants so that they have a pocket that is easily accessible. These are the days of yoga pants though. No one likes wearing pants with zippers and buttons. That’s a lot of work! So get rid of your jeans and wear the Pocketed Bra, with a built in pocket to safely keep your yoga pants coupons in.
Two dates for the price of one! Taking a girl out can be expensive. And let’s face it-you only have so many Saturday nights available. So from now on, take two girls out at once. They will obviously be impressed with your smart thinking and multi-tasking skills. And with two girls, you have double the chances of getting lucky! You also have ...
Only brush the teeth that you want to keep…tasting like bacon! The worst thing about life is when your mouth isn’t full of delicious bacon taste. Avoid this dilemma with bacon flavored toothpaste, the best thing since sliced bacon.
Sleep without embarrassment! Have you ever fallen asleep on the subway only to wake up to find people are staring at you while you wipe away a puddle of drool? You need the Ostrich Pillow! Ostriches are super cute when they sleep. If you sleep with your head in the Ostrich Pillow, people will think that you are adorable and instead of laughing at ...
Get lucky! You’re in the middle of a perfect romantic evening when the urge from your intestines strikes. But what can you do? Read this book before your next first date and learn how to avoid embarrassment. Keep romance in the air instead of a stench.
Be a lazy spy! Spying is so much work. Hiding and crouching can be hard on the body and spies don’t have time for massages at the spa. Do all of your important spying from the comfort of your couch with the Wireless Spy Tank. Drive it with your iPad, iPhone or iPod touch device, or with Android smart phones and tablets. See in the dark ...
You still use white playing cards? Weird. Black playing cards are the way to show off your go fish skills with grace and class. Your friends will instantly be intimidated when you challenge them to a game of war with black cards. And playing blackjack with black cards makes every flip of the cards more exciting…since you need to really squint ...
Avoid jail time! Did your probation officer tell you that you have to stop stabbing people? It’s hard, isn’t it? Get out your frustration with the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You can stab him all day and avoid court time.
Are you seeing clearly? Not after you stare at this bookshelf for a few minutes! When looking at it to pick out a book for the evening, it will mess with your vision so much that you won’t be able to actual read for a good hour. But it looks freaking awesome so whatever.
Mario is a plumber. He probably worked on a lot of shower drains between saving the Princess. That means that his soap should be great for your skin and shower drain. Look for Luigi’s shampoo to get the complete Mario Brother’s shower experience.