Potty Putter

Potty Putter
Avoid regret! Did you know that you have a 1 in 10,000 chance of being injured while going to the bathroom this year? You could even die and your last thought would be how you weren’t able to fit in one last round of golf. But with the Potty Putter, you can sink one last ball before you walk towards the light. Make your last shot count!
$57.0
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Mirrorman Suit

Mirrorman Suit
  Be reflective! This suit is sure to attract a lot of attention and women may fix their lipstick in your chest. Just please be careful though. If you fall down the stairs or something, you could break some of the mirrors. Imagine how many years of bad luck that could be!    
$2,000.00
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Man Bowl

Man Bowl
Stop eating dog food! Did you mix up your bowl of cereal with your dog’s dry food again this morning? It’s a common problem that plagues thousands of men every day. Avoid the confusion by getting your own labeled bowl. Teach your dog to read so that he doesn’t eat out of it either. Thumbs Up! Man Bowl
$19.46
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Beer Machine

Beer Machine
Sell your car! The only reason we have cars is so that we can drive to the store and get beer. That’s why they were invented. But now, you can make beer at home. So sell the car and buy a beer machine. All of your life problems are solved.
$89.99
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Back To The Future Delorean Desk Clock

Back To The Future Delorean Desk Clock
Time travel! Keep this clock on your desk at work. If you forgot about completing a project, just set the Delorean Clock to the past to avoid getting in trouble. Just don’t interrupt your parent’s first meeting. That might cause you more problems than the missed project would have.
$500.00
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Super Mario Guitar

Super Mario Guitar
Does Mario play guitar? He does have a few characteristics that are stereotypical of musicians. He has unique fashion (overalls). He has been accused of drug use (mushrooms). He’s dating royalty (Princess Peach). If he’s not a musician, he should be and if you are a musician, you should be using a guitar in the shape of him.
$444.66
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Gameboy Flask

Gameboy Flask
Avoid suspicion! Gameboy was first released almost thirty years ago. That means that if you had one growing up, you are of drinking age and might be a little depressed that your youth is gone. A Gameboy Flask is the perfect combination of nostalgia and emotional drinking. The best part is that your batteries won’t die right before you reach a ...
$19.50
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