Pizza Nail Decals

Pizza  Nail Decals
Chew your nails to lose weight! Chewing your nails is often thought of as a bad habit. But what if it was a diet? With the Pizza Nail Decals, you can get a fix of cheesy goodness without the calories. It takes some imagination but imagine how loose your pants will get. People will also think that you’re crazy but you’ll be skinny so who cares?
$6.00
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Balance Bookshelf

Balance Bookshelf
Which stack of books that you haven’t read weighs more? Now you can find out with the Balance Bookshelf! Find out if you haven’t read more fiction or non-fiction. Do you know less about science or history? No more wondering. Weigh your unused knowledge today!
$240.00
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Gummy Worm Soap

Gummy Worm Soap
Smell like worms! Gummy worms that is!  Why would you want to use a boring shaped block of soap when there is gummy worm shaped soap available? Want to have some fun with your family? Change out the soap gummy worms for regular gummy worms every few days. Your family members will be confused and possibly a little smelly.
$7.95
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Functioning Nintendo Coffee Table

Functioning Nintendo Coffee Table
Do you have giant hand disease? If your hands are ten times the normal size, then you need this Nintendo coffee table. How else can you play awesome vintage games? We can’t help you find gloves that fit but we can help you play Super Mario, which is the more important of the two.  
$1,300
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Commando Party Suit

Commando Party Suit
Become irresistible! The ladies won’t be able to keep their hands off of you in this suit. It says that you’re classy, yet reserved. Just be careful if you wear it to a party that is outside. No one will be able to see you, including the ladies.
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Roswell Soil Sample

Roswell Soil Sample
Is your garden lacking in produce this year? While you may think a little more water and some Miracle-Gro will bring your plants to life, the real answer is Roswell soil. It has little aliens in it that will tend to your crops overnight. The next day you will have tomatoes shaped like flying saucers.
$12.95
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Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Control Your Woman Remote Controller
The first TV remote was invented in 1950. This is also when women started voicing opinions and talking back. Coincidence? We think not. The Control Your Woman Remote allows you to control the volume of your woman when she’s making you a sandwich. Isn’t technology great?
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