Since when did clocks earn the right to ask questions? Don’t enough people want you to answer things for them throughout the day? Now you need to answer the clock’s questions to find out what time it is? What is this world coming to? Did you notice that these were all questions? Frustrating, isn’t it?
I challenge you to a dual! Never be caught off guard during a friendly western show down, even if one occurs in your office. Keep your gun handy at all times with the Under Desk Gun Holster. With more little old ladies carrying guns in their handbags, it’s only a matter of time before you will be in a gun fight with one.
Stay clean! Use this kit for when you have to use a public bathroom. Comes with a toilet seat cover, gloves and antiseptic wipes. Would now be a good time to mention that hotel bedspreads, ATM machines and purses are technically dirtier than a toilet seat? Germs are freaking everywhere!
Do you have an extra million dollars burning a hole in your pocket? Go buy the Hennessey Venom GT, the fastest car in the world, and donate it to your local pizza delivery boy. Think of how fast your pizza will get to your house! Best million dollars spent EVER!
Don’t let a panda use your keyboard! A keyboard made out of bamboo is elegant and adds a nice decorative touch but if you let your panda type out an e-mail on it, they will most definitely eat it once they hit send. Consider yourself warned.
Prepare your family for Zombie Apocalypse! The Apocalypse will happen. It’s a scientific fact. Set this up in your yard and see how the family reacts when they get home. You can then see which members will be the strong ones that will help you survive when the real day comes. Do what you must with the weak ones.
It’s a world wide epidemic-short thumb syndrome. It leaves people unable to effectively swipe across their phone screen, delaying Facebook posts and Candy Crush wins. With the Thumb Extender, you can finally reach the forbidden side of your screen that has been ignored for so long. Together, we can put an end to the suffering from short thumb ...
Play Pac Man anytime! Do you keep forgetting to pay your electric bill? Once they shut off the power you can still play Pac Man with these fun wall stickers. Sure, it’s a little more work but less work than making money to pay the electric bill!
Everything tastes better in gummy form. Worms, bears and…people! Enjoy snacking on gummy army men. Tell your kids that you are eating their toys since they won’t put them away. You can then eat your gummy snack while the kids race around the house cleaning up. Gummy army men will keep your house clean!
Guard your files! No one will know that the tiny leopard you keep in your pocket is actually your USB drive. This awesome transformer will keep your secrets safe. He might judge you a little though based on the weird stuff you store in him.
Did you know that swimming uses almost all of your muscles? No thanks! With the Underwater Scooter, you can move through the water effortlessly as it pulls you along. The fish will be really jealous! It’s not your fault they haven’t invented their own scooter yet.