Car insurance is expensive but how else are you going to be able to drive out to the middle of the woods and sleep willingly in a mosquito infested habitat? With the Volkswagen Bus Camping Tent of course! While you may be protected from bears and other wildlife, prepare for a group of hippies to show up offering free hugs.
Dream of success! And be dressed for it at the same time. Opportunity can come knocking at anytime so be ready for a midnight interview with these suit pajamas. They also come in handy if you wake up late and don’t have a chance to change. Seriously, your boss will never know.
A soap with real cash inside it, Delightfully scented bar of soap has a surprise in the center–cold real cash! Once the soap wears down, you capture your prize–guaranteed to be one of the following: a real $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill! A unique gift AND a great incentive to get kids to wash their hands more often!
Never lose your beach ball again! Too many times we lose a beach ball at the beach because it quietly rolls across the smooth sand and ends up in the ocean. With the Gigantic Beach Ball, you will hear the screams of women and children as it rolls past them, crushing their picnic lunches. This will give you plenty of time to grab it before it is ...
Type anywhere! Like, seriously, anywhere!!! On an elephant, on a raft when you’re lost at sea, even on a table! Crazy! The bad news is that you will never have an excuse for not responding to an e-mail again.
Believe it or not, ninjas still have to wear coats. Their moms make them. It’s a little embarrassing for them so they feel better about if if they can hang their coats on ninja stars. They refuse to wear scarves though. That’s why you’ve never seen a ninja with a scarf.
Everyone knows that zombies eat brains. That’s because they don’t have any. Their heads are full of cookies. Chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, sugar…every zombie is different. So give a zombie a new purpose by using their head as a cookie jar. They will thank you for it.
Who needs real money when you have a wallet that makes you look like you have more dough than a bakery? So quit your job at the fast food joint and live like a king. Until your friends figure out your secret. Then you’ll just be broke but you will have a cool wallet. Empty, but cool.
Multitask! How many times have you needed to open your beer while simultaneously changing to the sports channel? More times than you can count, right? Now you can do both at once, saving you enough time throughout the day to solve world hunger.
Tetris is the favorite game of people with obsessive compulsive disorder. You can’t win unless you fit all the pieces together perfectly. Now you can be inspired to fit all the pieces of your life together with the Tetris light. It will guide you through the darkest hours of your day…literally.
Is your back yard infested with zombies? It happens, don’t worry. But we know that you miss playing golf. Now you can indoors though! Still get to practice your swing without fear of being bit. Zombies aren’t so bad anyway. They keep salesmen away.