Category Archives: Wearables

Ostrich Pillow

Ostrich Pillow
Sleep without embarrassment! Have you ever fallen asleep on the subway only to wake up to find people are staring at you while you wipe away a puddle of drool? You need the Ostrich Pillow! Ostriches are super cute when they sleep. If you sleep with your head in the Ostrich Pillow, people will think that you are adorable and instead of laughing at ...
$14.99
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Glow In The Dark Underwear

Glow In The Dark Underwear
  Find your underwear! Did you lose your underwear in the movie theater again? It happens. But now you will be able to find them easily! The problem is that other people will be too. If they steal your underwear, steal their popcorn!
$18.00
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Toilet Paper Earrings

Toilet Paper Earrings
Stop listening to crap! Do you find yourself listening to people that are just telling you stories that are full of crap? Keep your ears clean with these toilet paper earrings. The debate goes on though. Which way should the toilet paper be unrolled?
$37.00
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Nintendo Controller Bra

Nintendo Controller Bra
Turn your girlfriend into your favorite toy! With this bra you might be able to pull yourself away from your video game for a few minutes of quality relationship time. Just remember that your girlfriend doesn’t come with an on and off switch. Bummer, I know. But with this bra you can use the pause button at least.
$50
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Pillow Tie

Pillow Tie
  Take a nap! Work is hard. They want you to work all day long for several days in a row. That’s awful! Wear the pillow tie and take a well deserved nap 3-4 times a day. You’ll be promoted in no time!
$35
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Skeleton Hands Bra

Skeleton Hands Bra
Touch them! If your girlfriends makes you maintain a hands off approach, get her this bra as the next best thing. It won’t be the same as physical touch but if you use your imagination you might feel like you got to second base.
$39.98
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Suit Pajamas

Suit Pajamas
Dream of success! And be dressed for it at the same time. Opportunity can come knocking at anytime so be ready for a midnight interview with these suit pajamas. They also come in handy if you wake up late and don’t have a chance to change. Seriously, your boss will never know.
$159.99
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