Category Archives: Wearables

Undercover Womens Shirt

Undercover Womens Shirt
Fashion is everything to a woman. Nothing throws off an outfit more than an obvious concealed carry. And let’s be honest; you’re never going to find your gun fast enough in the bottomless pit of your purse. By wearing the Undercover Women’s Shirt, you can easily and fashionably hide your gun from your friends, neighbors and ...
$49.94
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Anti-Kidnapping Watch

Anti-Kidnapping Watch
Tactical Anti-Kidnapping Operator Watchband Kit with covert handcuff key, scalpel blade, kevlar saw cord, and ranger band to hold it all covertly in place. Ideal for military, special operations, private military contractors, journalists, and others traveling abroad in hostile areas.   Kidnappers hate schedules so they never check the time. ...
$19.99
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Arcade Belt Buckle

Arcade Belt Buckle
Pretend like you’re skipping school again to go to the arcade. This belt buckle is made from real arcade game parts from the past. See what happens when your friends put a quarter in you. Will you start spitting out tickets or shoot out ski balls? And from where?
$42.00
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Latex Bat Panty

Latex Bat Panty
Save your marriage! Almost half of marriages end in divorce. It’s not due to infidelity, too much arguing or a loss of romance. It’s because the wife didn’t have a pair of underwear with ruffles and a bat cutout. Ask your divorced friend if their ex had bat underwear. No? Scientific proof that you need to buy these.
$80.00
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Pizza Nail Decals

Pizza  Nail Decals
Chew your nails to lose weight! Chewing your nails is often thought of as a bad habit. But what if it was a diet? With the Pizza Nail Decals, you can get a fix of cheesy goodness without the calories. It takes some imagination but imagine how loose your pants will get. People will also think that you’re crazy but you’ll be skinny so who cares?
$6.00
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Commando Party Suit

Commando Party Suit
Become irresistible! The ladies won’t be able to keep their hands off of you in this suit. It says that you’re classy, yet reserved. Just be careful if you wear it to a party that is outside. No one will be able to see you, including the ladies.
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Mirrorman Suit

Mirrorman Suit
  Be reflective! This suit is sure to attract a lot of attention and women may fix their lipstick in your chest. Just please be careful though. If you fall down the stairs or something, you could break some of the mirrors. Imagine how many years of bad luck that could be!    
$2,000.00
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Follow Me Bring Beer Flip Flops

Follow Me Bring Beer Flip Flops
Make new friends! These sandals will work great if you want to invite strangers to follow you. It’s always good to make friends who don’t mind providing you with alcoholic beverages too. Just walk and wait until the perfect new friend arrives…or a serial killer.
$19.95
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Pocketed Bra

Pocketed Bra
Stop wearing pants! Sometimes women only wear real pants so that they have a pocket that is easily accessible. These are the days of yoga pants though. No one likes wearing pants with zippers and buttons. That’s a lot of work! So get rid of your jeans and wear the Pocketed Bra, with a built in pocket to safely keep your yoga pants coupons in.
$39.50
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