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Wireless Waterproof Speaker

Wireless Waterproof Speaker
Don’t you just hate when your radio falls into the bathtub and electrocutes you? With this wireless waterproof speaker you can safely listen to Justin Bieber’s latest single while enjoying your new exfoliating loofah. But if your roommate hears you, they have a legal obligation to beat you up.
$14.95
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Hands Free Umbrella

Hands Free Umbrella
If NASA denied your application to becoming an astronaut, this is the next best thing. You will look just like Neil Armstrong every time that you step out in a rainstorm. Pretend like you’re in outer space where you can be who you’ve always wanted to be, shielded from the elements. Gravity will still exist though so don’t jump off ...
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7 ft 7 Life Size Terminator

7 ft 7 Life Size Terminator
  Keep burglars out! Sometimes security systems don’t work. You know what does though? A freaking life sized Terminator waiting to great intruders at the door. They won’t be staying long once they make eye to red eye contact. They’ll run away screaming like little girls while your possessions remain safe.    
$13,000.00
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A real tree house from a fairy tail

A real tree house from a fairy tail
Be the cool parent! It’s becoming harder and harder to impress kids nowadays. My grandma said that she was happy getting a pencil on her birthday. Now kids want elaborate tree houses complete with cable and internet. They won’t share either. You better get one for each kid.
$39,875.00
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