Does Mario play guitar? He does have a few characteristics that are stereotypical of musicians. He has unique fashion (overalls). He has been accused of drug use (mushrooms). He’s dating royalty (Princess Peach). If he’s not a musician, he should be and if you are a musician, you should be using a guitar in the shape of him.
Mario is a plumber. He probably worked on a lot of shower drains between saving the Princess. That means that his soap should be great for your skin and shower drain. Look for Luigi’s shampoo to get the complete Mario Brother’s shower experience.
Is your name Bruce? Is your best friend named Robin and do you have a butler named Alfred? You should really get this armor then. Your future is probably going to get pretty exciting and this will come in handy for sure. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
The Simpsons have been around forever. They are already kind of like zombies. They haven’t aged at all and their color is a little off. They might as well stop hiding their true identity. They will be just as loved when they are zombies as they were before but people might keep their distance a little more.
Raise the real estate excitement! Regular monopoly is fun and all but it would be more fun with a little violence. We’re not saying to punch the person next to you, but in Street Fighter Monopoly, it is allowed. Exercise your brain and muscles with this version!
Iron Man is a genius and gains superhuman strength when he puts on his suit. Obviously the same will happen to you when you wear the costume. Just make sure that red is your color. You don’t want to look silly.
Are you Bart Simpson? We have your I.D.! You must have left it at school or something. That was very irresponsible of you. Lucky for you, you can buy it back from us here. Even if you’re not Bart, we’ll still sell you his I.D.
Call Batman on the go! No matter where you are, you can shine the bat signal with this iPhone case. Trouble at the beach? Call Batman! Trouble at the mall? Call Batman! But don’t overuse it. Batman needs naps sometimes and doesn’t like to be disturbed.