Do you have giant hand disease? If your hands are ten times the normal size, then you need this Nintendo coffee table. How else can you play awesome vintage games? We can’t help you find gloves that fit but we can help you play Super Mario, which is the more important of the two.
Keep your house Kardashian free! Do you know who has been rumored to hate black toilet paper? Kim Kardashian! If you live in constant fear of her showing up to use your bathroom, end the madness by only keeping black toilet paper in the house. This technique is less effective on her equally annoying sisters though.
Avoid regret! Did you know that you have a 1 in 10,000 chance of being injured while going to the bathroom this year? You could even die and your last thought would be how you weren’t able to fit in one last round of golf. But with the Potty Putter, you can sink one last ball before you walk towards the light. Make your last shot count!
Stop eating dog food! Did you mix up your bowl of cereal with your dog’s dry food again this morning? It’s a common problem that plagues thousands of men every day. Avoid the confusion by getting your own labeled bowl. Teach your dog to read so that he doesn’t eat out of it either. Thumbs Up! Man Bowl
Time travel! Keep this clock on your desk at work. If you forgot about completing a project, just set the Delorean Clock to the past to avoid getting in trouble. Just don’t interrupt your parent’s first meeting. That might cause you more problems than the missed project would have.
Avoid jail time! Did your probation officer tell you that you have to stop stabbing people? It’s hard, isn’t it? Get out your frustration with the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You can stab him all day and avoid court time.
Are you seeing clearly? Not after you stare at this bookshelf for a few minutes! When looking at it to pick out a book for the evening, it will mess with your vision so much that you won’t be able to actual read for a good hour. But it looks freaking awesome so whatever.
Most guys get their best reading and thinking done when they’re sitting down. Usually it’s in a smaller room of the house with a sink and shower. Now you can transfer your thinking skills to the living room with the Library Bookcase Chair. Just don’t forget that this chair is not equipped with a toilet. That would be a mess and we ...
Stop showing up late! Clocks are confusing. So many numbers and what are those moving sticks all about? This clock will tell you exactly what time it is without you having to deal with those pesky numbers.
Scare the gardener! Watch for your gardener’s face to express concern when he sees this skull in your flower bed. Make eye contact with him and tell him to keep quiet or he’s next. He’ll never complain about a late payment again.
Shoot! It’s morning! If that is your first thought when the alarm goes off, then get this alarm clock so that you can actually shoot at it, not just say it. Not only will the activity wake you up, it will put you in a killer mood all day.