Category Archives: Gifts

Gameboy Flask

Gameboy Flask
Avoid suspicion! Gameboy was first released almost thirty years ago. That means that if you had one growing up, you are of drinking age and might be a little depressed that your youth is gone. A Gameboy Flask is the perfect combination of nostalgia and emotional drinking. The best part is that your batteries won’t die right before you reach a ...
$19.50
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Follow Me Bring Beer Flip Flops

Follow Me Bring Beer Flip Flops
Make new friends! These sandals will work great if you want to invite strangers to follow you. It’s always good to make friends who don’t mind providing you with alcoholic beverages too. Just walk and wait until the perfect new friend arrives…or a serial killer.
$19.95
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Pocketed Bra

Pocketed Bra
Stop wearing pants! Sometimes women only wear real pants so that they have a pocket that is easily accessible. These are the days of yoga pants though. No one likes wearing pants with zippers and buttons. That’s a lot of work! So get rid of your jeans and wear the Pocketed Bra, with a built in pocket to safely keep your yoga pants coupons in.
$39.50
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Wingman Shot Glass

Wingman Shot Glass
Two dates for the price of one! Taking a girl out can be expensive. And let’s face it-you only have so many Saturday nights available. So from now on, take two girls out at once. They will obviously be impressed with your smart thinking and multi-tasking skills. And with two girls, you have double the chances of getting lucky! You also have ...
$7.95
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Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

Bacon Flavored Toothpaste
Only brush the teeth that you want to keep…tasting like bacon! The worst thing about life is when your mouth isn’t full of delicious bacon taste. Avoid this dilemma with bacon flavored toothpaste, the best thing since sliced bacon.
$7.03
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Ostrich Pillow

Ostrich Pillow
Sleep without embarrassment! Have you ever fallen asleep on the subway only to wake up to find people are staring at you while you wipe away a puddle of drool? You need the Ostrich Pillow! Ostriches are super cute when they sleep. If you sleep with your head in the Ostrich Pillow, people will think that you are adorable and instead of laughing at ...
$14.99
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How to Poo On a Date

How to Poo On a Date
Get lucky! You’re in the middle of a perfect romantic evening when the urge from your intestines strikes. But what can you do? Read this book before your next first date and learn how to avoid embarrassment. Keep romance in the air instead of a stench.
5.79
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Wireless Spy Tank With Night Vision

Wireless Spy Tank With Night Vision
  Be a lazy spy! Spying is so much work. Hiding and crouching can be hard on the body and spies don’t have time for massages at the spa. Do all of your important spying from the comfort of your couch with the Wireless Spy Tank. Drive it with your iPad, iPhone or iPod touch device, or with Android smart phones and tablets. See in the dark ...
$156.00
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Black Deck of Playing Cards

Black Deck of Playing Cards
You still use white playing cards? Weird. Black playing cards are the way to show off your go fish skills with grace and class. Your friends will instantly be intimidated when you challenge them to a game of war with black cards. And playing blackjack with black cards makes every flip of the cards more exciting…since you need to really squint ...
$13.90
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Super Mario Soap

Super Mario Soap
  Mario is a plumber. He probably worked on a lot of shower drains between saving the Princess. That means that his soap should be great for your skin and shower drain. Look for Luigi’s shampoo to get the complete Mario Brother’s shower experience.
$9.19
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