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Roswell Soil Sample

Roswell Soil Sample
Is your garden lacking in produce this year? While you may think a little more water and some Miracle-Gro will bring your plants to life, the real answer is Roswell soil. It has little aliens in it that will tend to your crops overnight. The next day you will have tomatoes shaped like flying saucers.
$12.95
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Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Control Your Woman Remote Controller
The first TV remote was invented in 1950. This is also when women started voicing opinions and talking back. Coincidence? We think not. The Control Your Woman Remote allows you to control the volume of your woman when she’s making you a sandwich. Isn’t technology great?
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Potty Putter

Potty Putter
Avoid regret! Did you know that you have a 1 in 10,000 chance of being injured while going to the bathroom this year? You could even die and your last thought would be how you weren’t able to fit in one last round of golf. But with the Potty Putter, you can sink one last ball before you walk towards the light. Make your last shot count!
$57.0
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Man Bowl

Man Bowl
Stop eating dog food! Did you mix up your bowl of cereal with your dog’s dry food again this morning? It’s a common problem that plagues thousands of men every day. Avoid the confusion by getting your own labeled bowl. Teach your dog to read so that he doesn’t eat out of it either. Thumbs Up! Man Bowl
$19.46
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Beer Machine

Beer Machine
Sell your car! The only reason we have cars is so that we can drive to the store and get beer. That’s why they were invented. But now, you can make beer at home. So sell the car and buy a beer machine. All of your life problems are solved.
$89.99
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Super Mario Guitar

Super Mario Guitar
Does Mario play guitar? He does have a few characteristics that are stereotypical of musicians. He has unique fashion (overalls). He has been accused of drug use (mushrooms). He’s dating royalty (Princess Peach). If he’s not a musician, he should be and if you are a musician, you should be using a guitar in the shape of him.
$444.66
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