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Instant Print & Share Camera

Instant Print & Share Camera
No more downloading! Is downloading the stalker pictures of your ex-girlfriend taking too long? Now you can instantly print the pictures you take of her on her dates with her new boyfriend. You can then immediately tape it onto your bedroom wall with the other hundred photos of her and wish that she would just give you one more chance.
$174.0
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Skateboard Bathroom Lighting

Skateboard Bathroom Lighting
Not again! Did that skateboarder get stuck in your bathroom wall again? You were nice about it the first few times but this is the last straw. Leave him in the wall and turn his skateboard into your new bathroom light. All of your guests will do a 360 when they see this one of a kind bathroom fixture. They might be concerned with the teenager ...
$375.00
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iPhone Panties

iPhone Panties
Is your phone acting up a lot lately? Do you think that a lack of underwear could be the problem? You never put some underwear on your phone? What’s wrong with you? He’s probably all chafed and sore down there, not to mention cold. His lower half has been exposed for so long that even Kim Kardashian is concerned.
$3.62
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Latex Bat Panty

Latex Bat Panty
Save your marriage! Almost half of marriages end in divorce. It’s not due to infidelity, too much arguing or a loss of romance. It’s because the wife didn’t have a pair of underwear with ruffles and a bat cutout. Ask your divorced friend if their ex had bat underwear. No? Scientific proof that you need to buy these.
$80.00
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USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard

USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard
Pound away! There’s just something so rewarding about punching the keys on a typewriter compared to the delicate pressing of buttons on your phone. The next time you are writing an angry letter to your cat’s babysitter, let your anger come out by using the USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard. They will feel your wrath
$799.00
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Pizza Nail Decals

Pizza  Nail Decals
Chew your nails to lose weight! Chewing your nails is often thought of as a bad habit. But what if it was a diet? With the Pizza Nail Decals, you can get a fix of cheesy goodness without the calories. It takes some imagination but imagine how loose your pants will get. People will also think that you’re crazy but you’ll be skinny so who cares?
$6.00
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Balance Bookshelf

Balance Bookshelf
Which stack of books that you haven’t read weighs more? Now you can find out with the Balance Bookshelf! Find out if you haven’t read more fiction or non-fiction. Do you know less about science or history? No more wondering. Weigh your unused knowledge today!
$240.00
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Gummy Worm Soap

Gummy Worm Soap
Smell like worms! Gummy worms that is!  Why would you want to use a boring shaped block of soap when there is gummy worm shaped soap available? Want to have some fun with your family? Change out the soap gummy worms for regular gummy worms every few days. Your family members will be confused and possibly a little smelly.
$7.95
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Commando Party Suit

Commando Party Suit
Become irresistible! The ladies won’t be able to keep their hands off of you in this suit. It says that you’re classy, yet reserved. Just be careful if you wear it to a party that is outside. No one will be able to see you, including the ladies.
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