Act rich! Billionaires use real hundred dollar bills as toilet paper. You could do the same but it won’t be as awesome when you’re homeless since you literally flushed the mortgage down the toilet. So use toilet paper that looks like money instead and poop like a billionaire.
If drinking alcohol can make a person of the opposite sex look more attractive, imagine how amazing they will look when standing under the Beer Can Track Light! Guaranteed to make any girl that you bring home to your studio apartment look like a supermodel.