Category Archives: Gifts for kids

Giant Water Wheel

Giant Water Wheel
Run Hamster Run! Keep the kids busy in the pool with this giant hamster like wheel. Or put a few hamsters in it and see if they can swim. If you want to have even more fun put the kids and some hamsters in it and see who survives.
$34.95
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Foosball Coffee Table

Foosball Coffee Table
Be even lazier! We play foosball because we’re too lazy to run around and kick the ball ourselves. So why would we want to stand while playing a lazy version of a sport? Standing is hard! With the Signature Foosball Coffee Table, you can sit while you score goals and avoid difficult standing. Less sweating, more winning!
$549.00
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Smoke Gun

Smoke Gun
Shoot people legally! Yeah, it’s still illegal to shoot people with bullets. We just double checked. But you can shoot them with smoke rings! They’ll cough a little and leave you alone. Great during business meetings and blind dates.
$39.95
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Floating Globe

Floating Globe
Weren’t you really confused when you found out that the earth doesn’t really sit in a little gold holder like the one in school did? It’s a very misleading model. This globe actually floats, giving you a much more accurate idea of the earth. Now you won’t be looking for the gold arm on your next vacation.
$67.85
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Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring
Get a part time job! Spend all of your free time showering with the money bar of soap. Eventually you will reach the money hidden inside. You will smell absolutely fabulous and will have some extra cash to take a girl out on a nice date. You will both fall in love and get married and live happily ever after. Guaranteed…kinda…you will ...
$7.23
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gigantic beach ball

gigantic beach ball
Never lose your beach ball again! Too many times we lose a beach ball at the beach because it quietly rolls across the smooth sand and ends up in the ocean. With the Gigantic Beach Ball, you will hear the screams of women and children as it rolls past them, crushing their picnic lunches. This will give you plenty of time to grab it before it is ...
$79.99
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Tetris Light

Tetris Light
Tetris is the favorite game of people with obsessive compulsive disorder. You can’t win unless you fit all the pieces together perfectly. Now you can be inspired to fit all the pieces of your life together with the Tetris light. It will guide you through the darkest hours of your day…literally.
$28.52
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