Be prepared! Sure, a small knife and tweezers are great to have on you at all times. But what about when you need a chain rivvet setter, cap lifter, corkscrew, double-cut wood saw with ruler, 3 types of Flat head screwdrivers and a nail file? And that’s only before breakfast! You need the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife then to take care of ...
Avoid an accident! No one will follow you too close once they see your Batman brake light cover. Unless the Joker is following you. He will then probably try to drive you off the road. But what are the chances, right?
Call Batman on the go! No matter where you are, you can shine the bat signal with this iPhone case. Trouble at the beach? Call Batman! Trouble at the mall? Call Batman! But don’t overuse it. Batman needs naps sometimes and doesn’t like to be disturbed.
Drink coffee like a ninja! Have you ever seen a ninja drink coffee? Of course not. Ninjas are super sneaky but they are also incredibly caffeine deprived. They don’t’ want you to know though. Enjoy your coffee like a ninja with this mug. No one will ever see you drink coffee with your new ninja skills.
Act rich! Billionaires use real hundred dollar bills as toilet paper. You could do the same but it won’t be as awesome when you’re homeless since you literally flushed the mortgage down the toilet. So use toilet paper that looks like money instead and poop like a billionaire.
If drinking alcohol can make a person of the opposite sex look more attractive, imagine how amazing they will look when standing under the Beer Can Track Light! Guaranteed to make any girl that you bring home to your studio apartment look like a supermodel.