The Simpsons have been around forever. They are already kind of like zombies. They haven’t aged at all and their color is a little off. They might as well stop hiding their true identity. They will be just as loved when they are zombies as they were before but people might keep their distance a little more.
Relax! They say a night-light can not only serve as an aid for getting around at night but can provide a nice relaxing ambiance in your room. Nothing is more relaxing than a superhero coming through your wall. You know that he’s there looking over you. All night, watching everything you do. Not creepy at all.
Raise the real estate excitement! Regular monopoly is fun and all but it would be more fun with a little violence. We’re not saying to punch the person next to you, but in Street Fighter Monopoly, it is allowed. Exercise your brain and muscles with this version!
Nature is pretty to look at but it gets in a skateboarder’s way sometimes. Trees, creeks and the Grand Canyon can make for a rough skateboard ride. The All Terrain Skateboard enables you to skate just about anywhere. It won’t prevent injury at all, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give that crazy jump a shot!
Scare the you know what out of people! People can feel vulnerable in a bathroom. They won’t be expecting a creature to be waiting for them as they pull their pants down. Luckily, if you scare them too much and they have an accident, they are near a toilet.
Shoot people legally! Yeah, it’s still illegal to shoot people with bullets. We just double checked. But you can shoot them with smoke rings! They’ll cough a little and leave you alone. Great during business meetings and blind dates.
Weren’t you really confused when you found out that the earth doesn’t really sit in a little gold holder like the one in school did? It’s a very misleading model. This globe actually floats, giving you a much more accurate idea of the earth. Now you won’t be looking for the gold arm on your next vacation.
Get a day off of work! Eat some of this hot sauce and your guts will be on fire. You will be breathing smoke out of your mouth and let’s not talk about what will be happening on the other end. But it’s worth it! 119,700 scoville units of deliciousness! Your eyes will water from the heat. Drink your tears if you really can’t handle it.
Prevent theft! If you’re worried about your iPhone being stolen, keep it in this cassette case. Anyone born after 1995 has no idea what a cassette is and will have no interest in taking it.
Even if you live in a double wide, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t be using a gold bar door stop. It shows that you have money. You just prefer to keep it on the ground instead of investing it in education or nicer housing. Very smart!
Point! This mouse just makes more sense since you are pointing a fingertip where you want to click. Pointing is considered rude by many people, but not computers. They want you to point at them. Just don’t make fun of them. They are sensitive.