Mario is a plumber. He probably worked on a lot of shower drains between saving the Princess. That means that his soap should be great for your skin and shower drain. Look for Luigi’s shampoo to get the complete Mario Brother’s shower experience.
Iceberg ahead! Abandon ship! No, not really. All that’s ahead for you is a super cold drink for to enjoy, chilled by ice in the shape of a doomed ship. If you listen closely, you can hear the band playing as the ship sinks further into your glass.
Not to be confused with what you call your girlfriend, the Breakfast Sandwich Maker can make mornings easier and more delicious with just one appliance. You also don’t need to buy it flowers or take it to a movie on Friday. But once you taste these sandwiches, you might want to.
Get some sleep in a parking lot! This mattress is great for when you’re on the run and don’t want to leave a trail by staying in hotels. You can still get a great night’s sleep in the back of your car. If you find this in your teenager’s car though, you need to have a serious talk.
Be less productive at work! Replace all of the keyboards in the office with a blank one. Everyone will slow down their work so much that you will be offered overtime hours to catch up. Make a quick million before the boss catches on and move to Hawaii.
Being a housewife is hard work. How do you fit in all of your shows when there’s so much housework to do? Use the remote control mop to at least clean the floors. Just make sure that you hide the remote with the other household cleaners. That’s the one place your husband never looks.
Never decide again! You want a cookie. You want a popsicle. You also want to quit work and live on an island. Well, you can have two out of three with this pan. Eat a cookie in the shape of a popsicle. Everything tastes better on a stick. Everything.
Dine like the immortal! Dracula loves human blood but he also uses ketchup because it has less calories. Ketchup squeezed in a straight line out of a bottle is not good enough for Dracula though. He prefers it dripping from fangs. So if you hate the sun, enjoy your French fries at night with fang dripped ketchup.
Stop showing up late! Clocks are confusing. So many numbers and what are those moving sticks all about? This clock will tell you exactly what time it is without you having to deal with those pesky numbers.
Kids have it easy nowadays. Less chores, more opportunities and…smartphone controlled paper airplanes. How many paper airplanes did you make that never would fly? You just ended up crinkling them and letting go of your dreams of becoming a pilot someday. Kids just don’t know the struggles their parents went through!
Charge your phone like the pioneers did! Before electrical outlets were invented, our ancestors had to charge their cell phones by using energy from boiling water. Now you can do the same! Great for camping trips and end of the world disasters.