Category Archives: Gifts for him

Super Mario Soap

Super Mario Soap
  Mario is a plumber. He probably worked on a lot of shower drains between saving the Princess. That means that his soap should be great for your skin and shower drain. Look for Luigi’s shampoo to get the complete Mario Brother’s shower experience.
$9.19
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Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Not to be confused with what you call your girlfriend, the Breakfast Sandwich Maker can make mornings easier and more delicious with just one appliance. You also don’t need to buy it flowers or take it to a movie on Friday. But once you taste these sandwiches, you might want to.
$49.99
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Completely Blank Keyboard

Completely Blank Keyboard
Be less productive at work! Replace all of the keyboards in the office with a blank one. Everyone will slow down their work so much that you will be offered overtime hours to catch up. Make a quick million before the boss catches on and move to Hawaii.
$120.99
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Remote Control Mop

Remote Control Mop
  Being a housewife is hard work. How do you fit in all of your shows when there’s so much housework to do? Use the remote control mop to at least clean the floors. Just make sure that you hide the remote with the other household cleaners. That’s the one place your husband never looks.  
$57.96
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Vampire Ketchup Top

Vampire Ketchup Top
Dine like the immortal! Dracula loves human blood but he also uses ketchup because it has less calories. Ketchup squeezed in a straight line out of a bottle is not good enough for Dracula though. He prefers it dripping from fangs. So if you hate the sun, enjoy your French fries at night with fang dripped ketchup.
$19.99
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Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane

Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Kids have it easy nowadays. Less chores, more opportunities and…smartphone controlled paper airplanes. How many paper airplanes did you make that never would fly? You just ended up crinkling them and letting go of your dreams of becoming a pilot someday. Kids just don’t know the struggles their parents went through!
$49.98
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