Category Archives: Gifts for him

Anti-Kidnapping Watch

Anti-Kidnapping Watch
Tactical Anti-Kidnapping Operator Watchband Kit with covert handcuff key, scalpel blade, kevlar saw cord, and ranger band to hold it all covertly in place. Ideal for military, special operations, private military contractors, journalists, and others traveling abroad in hostile areas.   Kidnappers hate schedules so they never check the time. ...
$19.99
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Frodo’s One Ring

Frodo’s One Ring
Live life as a hobbit! Stop wearing shoes, find a hole underground to build your house in and plan a trip to Mount Doom. Before you can leave though you will need this ring. “One Ring to Rule Them All, One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and In the Darkness Bind Them.” Find yourself a wizard friend too. Every hobbit needs a ...
$1.79
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Foosball Coffee Table

Foosball Coffee Table
Be even lazier! We play foosball because we’re too lazy to run around and kick the ball ourselves. So why would we want to stand while playing a lazy version of a sport? Standing is hard! With the Signature Foosball Coffee Table, you can sit while you score goals and avoid difficult standing. Less sweating, more winning!
$549.00
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Beer Holster

Beer Holster
Be prepared! Cowboys used gun holsters to to keep extra guns on them, helping them to avoid being shot. Use a beer holster in the same way but to avoid sobering up. With an extra beer always by your side, you’ll never be thirsty or functional again.
$27.50
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Instant Print & Share Camera

Instant Print & Share Camera
No more downloading! Is downloading the stalker pictures of your ex-girlfriend taking too long? Now you can instantly print the pictures you take of her on her dates with her new boyfriend. You can then immediately tape it onto your bedroom wall with the other hundred photos of her and wish that she would just give you one more chance.
$174.0
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Skateboard Bathroom Lighting

Skateboard Bathroom Lighting
Not again! Did that skateboarder get stuck in your bathroom wall again? You were nice about it the first few times but this is the last straw. Leave him in the wall and turn his skateboard into your new bathroom light. All of your guests will do a 360 when they see this one of a kind bathroom fixture. They might be concerned with the teenager ...
$375.00
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iPhone Panties

iPhone Panties
Is your phone acting up a lot lately? Do you think that a lack of underwear could be the problem? You never put some underwear on your phone? What’s wrong with you? He’s probably all chafed and sore down there, not to mention cold. His lower half has been exposed for so long that even Kim Kardashian is concerned.
$3.62
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USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard

USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard
Pound away! There’s just something so rewarding about punching the keys on a typewriter compared to the delicate pressing of buttons on your phone. The next time you are writing an angry letter to your cat’s babysitter, let your anger come out by using the USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard. They will feel your wrath
$799.00
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Gummy Worm Soap

Gummy Worm Soap
Smell like worms! Gummy worms that is!  Why would you want to use a boring shaped block of soap when there is gummy worm shaped soap available? Want to have some fun with your family? Change out the soap gummy worms for regular gummy worms every few days. Your family members will be confused and possibly a little smelly.
$7.95
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