Category Archives: Gifts for him

Whiskey Chilling Bullets

Whiskey Chilling Bullets
Drink whiskey like the classy man that you are! No one compliments ice cubes. All they do is melt and water down your drink, making you seem girly. Use a whiskey chilling bullet instead. Everyone will think you are awesome, including your high school crush that wouldn’t go to prom with you.
$44.99
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Gun Lamp

Gun Lamp
Shoot out! Well, shoot the lights out that is. The kids will know that you’re serious when you pull out a 9 millimeter at 9:00 P.M. because they’re still up past their bedtime. If you see the gun, playtime is done!  
$177.00
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Stun Gun iPhone Case

Stun Gun iPhone Case
Stunning! Is your girlfriend checking your texts on your phone again? Train her like a dog with this 950,000 volt stun gun protection system. No need to use a phone lock, just give her a little shock!
$156.62
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Miniature Ballista Kit

Miniature Ballista Kit
The mini ballista is the ultimate weapon against small household invaders. Save on your exterminator bills by attacking the cockroaches at dawn with a shower of mini missiles. They hate that. This weapon is also a lot of fun to bring to class.
$12.99
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Hands Free Umbrella

Hands Free Umbrella
If NASA denied your application to becoming an astronaut, this is the next best thing. You will look just like Neil Armstrong every time that you step out in a rainstorm. Pretend like you’re in outer space where you can be who you’ve always wanted to be, shielded from the elements. Gravity will still exist though so don’t jump off ...
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