Stop listening to crap! Do you find yourself listening to people that are just telling you stories that are full of crap? Keep your ears clean with these toilet paper earrings. The debate goes on though. Which way should the toilet paper be unrolled?
Get some sleep in a parking lot! This mattress is great for when you’re on the run and don’t want to leave a trail by staying in hotels. You can still get a great night’s sleep in the back of your car. If you find this in your teenager’s car though, you need to have a serious talk.
So what if you don’t have a boyfriend? Cuddle on the couch with your Boyfriend Pillow and enjoy the feeling of a strong arm wrapped around you. Your twenty cats might be jealous but they’re going to have to get used to it. You’ll have a real boyfriend someday…probably…maybe…
Never decide again! You want a cookie. You want a popsicle. You also want to quit work and live on an island. Well, you can have two out of three with this pan. Eat a cookie in the shape of a popsicle. Everything tastes better on a stick. Everything.
Dine like the immortal! Dracula loves human blood but he also uses ketchup because it has less calories. Ketchup squeezed in a straight line out of a bottle is not good enough for Dracula though. He prefers it dripping from fangs. So if you hate the sun, enjoy your French fries at night with fang dripped ketchup.
Turn your girlfriend into your favorite toy! With this bra you might be able to pull yourself away from your video game for a few minutes of quality relationship time. Just remember that your girlfriend doesn’t come with an on and off switch. Bummer, I know. But with this bra you can use the pause button at least.
Charge your phone like the pioneers did! Before electrical outlets were invented, our ancestors had to charge their cell phones by using energy from boiling water. Now you can do the same! Great for camping trips and end of the world disasters.
Point! This mouse just makes more sense since you are pointing a fingertip where you want to click. Pointing is considered rude by many people, but not computers. They want you to point at them. Just don’t make fun of them. They are sensitive.
Delete! Whenever we are at a loss for a computer error, we are told to push control, alt and delete. Use this method in your life too. If your morning has been rough so far, control alt delete it with some coffee out of this mug. Try it on bad bosses and cheating spouses as well.
The house always wins. This has been proven time and time again. But what if you were the house and the player? You would win no matter what! Why haven’t more players thought of this before?
Cheer up! This coffee mug will change from sad to happy once you add hot coffee or tea. Your own mood should change for the better instantly as well. If it doesn’t though, you will have a mug to throw at people that annoy you.