Category Archives: Gifts for her

Undercover Womens Shirt

Undercover Womens Shirt
Fashion is everything to a woman. Nothing throws off an outfit more than an obvious concealed carry. And let’s be honest; you’re never going to find your gun fast enough in the bottomless pit of your purse. By wearing the Undercover Women’s Shirt, you can easily and fashionably hide your gun from your friends, neighbors and ...
$49.94
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Hands Free Umbrella

Hands Free Umbrella
If NASA denied your application to becoming an astronaut, this is the next best thing. You will look just like Neil Armstrong every time that you step out in a rainstorm. Pretend like you’re in outer space where you can be who you’ve always wanted to be, shielded from the elements. Gravity will still exist though so don’t jump off ...
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Anti-Kidnapping Watch

Anti-Kidnapping Watch
Tactical Anti-Kidnapping Operator Watchband Kit with covert handcuff key, scalpel blade, kevlar saw cord, and ranger band to hold it all covertly in place. Ideal for military, special operations, private military contractors, journalists, and others traveling abroad in hostile areas.   Kidnappers hate schedules so they never check the time. ...
$19.99
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Glow Body Paint

Glow Body Paint
Glominex orange glow body paint is fun for everyone! This paint glows in the dark and looks like regular paint during the day. Perfect for a mime who needs to work the night shift. And you thought your job was rough.
$13.40
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Frodo’s One Ring

Frodo’s One Ring
Live life as a hobbit! Stop wearing shoes, find a hole underground to build your house in and plan a trip to Mount Doom. Before you can leave though you will need this ring. “One Ring to Rule Them All, One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and In the Darkness Bind Them.” Find yourself a wizard friend too. Every hobbit needs a ...
$1.79
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Arcade Belt Buckle

Arcade Belt Buckle
Pretend like you’re skipping school again to go to the arcade. This belt buckle is made from real arcade game parts from the past. See what happens when your friends put a quarter in you. Will you start spitting out tickets or shoot out ski balls? And from where?
$42.00
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