Category Archives: Games & Toys

Potty Putter

Potty Putter
Avoid regret! Did you know that you have a 1 in 10,000 chance of being injured while going to the bathroom this year? You could even die and your last thought would be how you weren’t able to fit in one last round of golf. But with the Potty Putter, you can sink one last ball before you walk towards the light. Make your last shot count!
$57.0
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Gameboy Flask

Gameboy Flask
Avoid suspicion! Gameboy was first released almost thirty years ago. That means that if you had one growing up, you are of drinking age and might be a little depressed that your youth is gone. A Gameboy Flask is the perfect combination of nostalgia and emotional drinking. The best part is that your batteries won’t die right before you reach a ...
$19.50
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Wireless Spy Tank With Night Vision

Wireless Spy Tank With Night Vision
  Be a lazy spy! Spying is so much work. Hiding and crouching can be hard on the body and spies don’t have time for massages at the spa. Do all of your important spying from the comfort of your couch with the Wireless Spy Tank. Drive it with your iPad, iPhone or iPod touch device, or with Android smart phones and tablets. See in the dark ...
$156.00
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Black Deck of Playing Cards

Black Deck of Playing Cards
You still use white playing cards? Weird. Black playing cards are the way to show off your go fish skills with grace and class. Your friends will instantly be intimidated when you challenge them to a game of war with black cards. And playing blackjack with black cards makes every flip of the cards more exciting…since you need to really squint ...
$13.90
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Nintendo Controller Bra

Nintendo Controller Bra
Turn your girlfriend into your favorite toy! With this bra you might be able to pull yourself away from your video game for a few minutes of quality relationship time. Just remember that your girlfriend doesn’t come with an on and off switch. Bummer, I know. But with this bra you can use the pause button at least.
$50
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All-Terrain Skateboard

All-Terrain Skateboard
Nature is pretty to look at but it gets in a skateboarder’s way sometimes. Trees, creeks and the Grand Canyon can make for a rough skateboard ride. The All Terrain Skateboard enables you to skate just about anywhere. It won’t prevent injury at all, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give that crazy jump a shot!
$117.99
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Smoke Gun

Smoke Gun
Shoot people legally! Yeah, it’s still illegal to shoot people with bullets. We just double checked. But you can shoot them with smoke rings! They’ll cough a little and leave you alone. Great during business meetings and blind dates.
$39.95
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