Avoid regret! Did you know that you have a 1 in 10,000 chance of being injured while going to the bathroom this year? You could even die and your last thought would be how you weren’t able to fit in one last round of golf. But with the Potty Putter, you can sink one last ball before you walk towards the light. Make your last shot count!
Avoid suspicion! Gameboy was first released almost thirty years ago. That means that if you had one growing up, you are of drinking age and might be a little depressed that your youth is gone. A Gameboy Flask is the perfect combination of nostalgia and emotional drinking. The best part is that your batteries won’t die right before you reach a ...
Be a lazy spy! Spying is so much work. Hiding and crouching can be hard on the body and spies don’t have time for massages at the spa. Do all of your important spying from the comfort of your couch with the Wireless Spy Tank. Drive it with your iPad, iPhone or iPod touch device, or with Android smart phones and tablets. See in the dark ...
You still use white playing cards? Weird. Black playing cards are the way to show off your go fish skills with grace and class. Your friends will instantly be intimidated when you challenge them to a game of war with black cards. And playing blackjack with black cards makes every flip of the cards more exciting…since you need to really squint ...
Turn your girlfriend into your favorite toy! With this bra you might be able to pull yourself away from your video game for a few minutes of quality relationship time. Just remember that your girlfriend doesn’t come with an on and off switch. Bummer, I know. But with this bra you can use the pause button at least.
Shoot! It’s morning! If that is your first thought when the alarm goes off, then get this alarm clock so that you can actually shoot at it, not just say it. Not only will the activity wake you up, it will put you in a killer mood all day.
The Simpsons have been around forever. They are already kind of like zombies. They haven’t aged at all and their color is a little off. They might as well stop hiding their true identity. They will be just as loved when they are zombies as they were before but people might keep their distance a little more.
Relax! They say a night-light can not only serve as an aid for getting around at night but can provide a nice relaxing ambiance in your room. Nothing is more relaxing than a superhero coming through your wall. You know that he’s there looking over you. All night, watching everything you do. Not creepy at all.
Raise the real estate excitement! Regular monopoly is fun and all but it would be more fun with a little violence. We’re not saying to punch the person next to you, but in Street Fighter Monopoly, it is allowed. Exercise your brain and muscles with this version!
Nature is pretty to look at but it gets in a skateboarder’s way sometimes. Trees, creeks and the Grand Canyon can make for a rough skateboard ride. The All Terrain Skateboard enables you to skate just about anywhere. It won’t prevent injury at all, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give that crazy jump a shot!
Shoot people legally! Yeah, it’s still illegal to shoot people with bullets. We just double checked. But you can shoot them with smoke rings! They’ll cough a little and leave you alone. Great during business meetings and blind dates.