Sleep without embarrassment! Have you ever fallen asleep on the subway only to wake up to find people are staring at you while you wipe away a puddle of drool? You need the Ostrich Pillow! Ostriches are super cute when they sleep. If you sleep with your head in the Ostrich Pillow, people will think that you are adorable and instead of laughing at ...
Be a lazy spy! Spying is so much work. Hiding and crouching can be hard on the body and spies don’t have time for massages at the spa. Do all of your important spying from the comfort of your couch with the Wireless Spy Tank. Drive it with your iPad, iPhone or iPod touch device, or with Android smart phones and tablets. See in the dark ...
Get some sleep in a parking lot! This mattress is great for when you’re on the run and don’t want to leave a trail by staying in hotels. You can still get a great night’s sleep in the back of your car. If you find this in your teenager’s car though, you need to have a serious talk.
Be less productive at work! Replace all of the keyboards in the office with a blank one. Everyone will slow down their work so much that you will be offered overtime hours to catch up. Make a quick million before the boss catches on and move to Hawaii.
Being a housewife is hard work. How do you fit in all of your shows when there’s so much housework to do? Use the remote control mop to at least clean the floors. Just make sure that you hide the remote with the other household cleaners. That’s the one place your husband never looks.
When a samurai sword is made, the craftsman stays awake for three days and three nights to tend the furnace that produces the unique steel. While this produces a high quality weapon, he should not drive, under any circumstances, in his tired condition. Give him a ride home in your car using the Samurai Sword Shift Knob.
Stop showing up late! Clocks are confusing. So many numbers and what are those moving sticks all about? This clock will tell you exactly what time it is without you having to deal with those pesky numbers.
Kids have it easy nowadays. Less chores, more opportunities and…smartphone controlled paper airplanes. How many paper airplanes did you make that never would fly? You just ended up crinkling them and letting go of your dreams of becoming a pilot someday. Kids just don’t know the struggles their parents went through!
Charge your phone like the pioneers did! Before electrical outlets were invented, our ancestors had to charge their cell phones by using energy from boiling water. Now you can do the same! Great for camping trips and end of the world disasters.
Shoot! It’s morning! If that is your first thought when the alarm goes off, then get this alarm clock so that you can actually shoot at it, not just say it. Not only will the activity wake you up, it will put you in a killer mood all day.
Weren’t you really confused when you found out that the earth doesn’t really sit in a little gold holder like the one in school did? It’s a very misleading model. This globe actually floats, giving you a much more accurate idea of the earth. Now you won’t be looking for the gold arm on your next vacation.