Category Archives: Gadgets

Stun Gun iPhone Case

Stun Gun iPhone Case
Stunning! Is your girlfriend checking your texts on your phone again? Train her like a dog with this 950,000 volt stun gun protection system. No need to use a phone lock, just give her a little shock!
$156.62
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Miniature Ballista Kit

Miniature Ballista Kit
The mini ballista is the ultimate weapon against small household invaders. Save on your exterminator bills by attacking the cockroaches at dawn with a shower of mini missiles. They hate that. This weapon is also a lot of fun to bring to class.
$12.99
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Hands Free Umbrella

Hands Free Umbrella
If NASA denied your application to becoming an astronaut, this is the next best thing. You will look just like Neil Armstrong every time that you step out in a rainstorm. Pretend like you’re in outer space where you can be who you’ve always wanted to be, shielded from the elements. Gravity will still exist though so don’t jump off ...
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Anti-Kidnapping Watch

Anti-Kidnapping Watch
Tactical Anti-Kidnapping Operator Watchband Kit with covert handcuff key, scalpel blade, kevlar saw cord, and ranger band to hold it all covertly in place. Ideal for military, special operations, private military contractors, journalists, and others traveling abroad in hostile areas.   Kidnappers hate schedules so they never check the time. ...
$19.99
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Arcade Belt Buckle

Arcade Belt Buckle
Pretend like you’re skipping school again to go to the arcade. This belt buckle is made from real arcade game parts from the past. See what happens when your friends put a quarter in you. Will you start spitting out tickets or shoot out ski balls? And from where?
$42.00
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Beer Holster

Beer Holster
Be prepared! Cowboys used gun holsters to to keep extra guns on them, helping them to avoid being shot. Use a beer holster in the same way but to avoid sobering up. With an extra beer always by your side, you’ll never be thirsty or functional again.
$27.50
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Instant Print & Share Camera

Instant Print & Share Camera
No more downloading! Is downloading the stalker pictures of your ex-girlfriend taking too long? Now you can instantly print the pictures you take of her on her dates with her new boyfriend. You can then immediately tape it onto your bedroom wall with the other hundred photos of her and wish that she would just give you one more chance.
$174.0
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USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard

USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard
Pound away! There’s just something so rewarding about punching the keys on a typewriter compared to the delicate pressing of buttons on your phone. The next time you are writing an angry letter to your cat’s babysitter, let your anger come out by using the USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard. They will feel your wrath
$799.00
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Functioning Nintendo Coffee Table

Functioning Nintendo Coffee Table
Do you have giant hand disease? If your hands are ten times the normal size, then you need this Nintendo coffee table. How else can you play awesome vintage games? We can’t help you find gloves that fit but we can help you play Super Mario, which is the more important of the two.  
$1,300
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