Category Archives: Food and Drinks

Chocolate Covered Bacon

Chocolate Covered Bacon
They say that eating too much bacon is bad for your health. Those same people say that chocolate can be good for you. So if you eat chocolate covered bacon, it’s pretty much the same thing as eating a salad and going to the gym for an hour.  If you only eat chocolate covered bacon, there’s a good chance that you’ll live forever.
$12.95
Share This

Beer Holster

Beer Holster
Be prepared! Cowboys used gun holsters to to keep extra guns on them, helping them to avoid being shot. Use a beer holster in the same way but to avoid sobering up. With an extra beer always by your side, you’ll never be thirsty or functional again.
$27.50
Share This

Pizza Nail Decals

Pizza  Nail Decals
Chew your nails to lose weight! Chewing your nails is often thought of as a bad habit. But what if it was a diet? With the Pizza Nail Decals, you can get a fix of cheesy goodness without the calories. It takes some imagination but imagine how loose your pants will get. People will also think that you’re crazy but you’ll be skinny so who cares?
$6.00
Share This

Giant Watermelon Seeds

Giant Watermelon  Seeds
Look at those giant melons! All of your friends will be jealous of your giant and juicy melons…watermelons that is. These seeds can grow a melon weighing up to 200 pounds. Watermelon is a lot more fun to eat when you can’t lift it!
$1.94
Share This

Hottest Sauce On Earth

Hottest Sauce On Earth
Get a day off of work! Eat some of this hot sauce and your guts will be on fire. You will be breathing smoke out of your mouth and let’s not talk about what will be happening on the other end. But it’s worth it! 119,700 scoville units of deliciousness! Your eyes will water from the heat. Drink your tears if you really can’t handle it.
$10.96
Share This

Army Men Gummy

Army Men Gummy
Everything tastes better in gummy form. Worms, bears and…people! Enjoy snacking on gummy army men. Tell your kids that you are eating their toys since they won’t put them away. You can then eat your gummy snack while the kids race around the house cleaning up. Gummy army men will keep your house clean!
$17.85
Share This

World’s Strongest Coffee

World’s Strongest Coffee
Stay focused! With Death Wish Coffee, the strongest coffee on earth, you will be unable to become distracted or even stay still with the strength of caffeine in this dark coffee. You will move so fast that even Superman will be impressed. Finish your 8 hour work day in 20 minutes and spend the rest of the day drinking more coffee. Sleep is a waste ...
$19.99
Share This