Be reflective! This suit is sure to attract a lot of attention and women may fix their lipstick in your chest. Just please be careful though. If you fall down the stairs or something, you could break some of the mirrors. Imagine how many years of bad luck that could be!
Is your name Bruce? Is your best friend named Robin and do you have a butler named Alfred? You should really get this armor then. Your future is probably going to get pretty exciting and this will come in handy for sure. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Iron Man is a genius and gains superhuman strength when he puts on his suit. Obviously the same will happen to you when you wear the costume. Just make sure that red is your color. You don’t want to look silly.
With great power comes great responsibility. Your dog knows their role as the protector of the house and should be dressed for the occasion. Plus, they will look extra cute barking at the neighbors in their mini costume.