Casse-toi! You have no idea what I just said, do you? That’s because you don’t know how to swear around the world. Never be at a loss for vulgar words in a different country again!
Paper was invented in China around 105 A.D. Their sole purpose of this new invention was so that it could be folded in a fashion that would imitate human genitalia. Some people accidentally wrote on a piece and the fad kind of took off. Just remember that every time you write down your grocery list, you’re using paper the wrong way.
They have been in our living room for years but sometimes it’s as if we just met. Forget about researching your own family’s history. Learn all that you can about the Simpson’s family history so that you can become a better fan, which is more important than learning about how your great-grandfather saved a whole town in the 1800s. ...
Get lucky! You’re in the middle of a perfect romantic evening when the urge from your intestines strikes. But what can you do? Read this book before your next first date and learn how to avoid embarrassment. Keep romance in the air instead of a stench.
Feel better about yourself! Have you failed miserably at life? Read this book to realize that you’re not the only one who makes mistakes. The difference is that these people’s mistakes were funny enough to be in a book. Your mistakes are just sad.