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Undercover Womens Shirt

Undercover Womens Shirt
Fashion is everything to a woman. Nothing throws off an outfit more than an obvious concealed carry. And let’s be honest; you’re never going to find your gun fast enough in the bottomless pit of your purse. By wearing the Undercover Women’s Shirt, you can easily and fashionably hide your gun from your friends, neighbors and ...
$49.94
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GoPro Fetch Dog Harness

GoPro Fetch Dog Harness
Do you wonder what your dog does all day? Use this harness with a built in camera to get a closer look at his daily activities. A typical day should include sniffing  people’s butts, other dog’s butts and their own butt with some licking as a bonus. Enjoy!
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Miniature Ballista Kit

Miniature Ballista Kit
The mini ballista is the ultimate weapon against small household invaders. Save on your exterminator bills by attacking the cockroaches at dawn with a shower of mini missiles. They hate that. This weapon is also a lot of fun to bring to class.
$12.99
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Hands Free Umbrella

Hands Free Umbrella
If NASA denied your application to becoming an astronaut, this is the next best thing. You will look just like Neil Armstrong every time that you step out in a rainstorm. Pretend like you’re in outer space where you can be who you’ve always wanted to be, shielded from the elements. Gravity will still exist though so don’t jump off ...
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Anti-Kidnapping Watch

Anti-Kidnapping Watch
Tactical Anti-Kidnapping Operator Watchband Kit with covert handcuff key, scalpel blade, kevlar saw cord, and ranger band to hold it all covertly in place. Ideal for military, special operations, private military contractors, journalists, and others traveling abroad in hostile areas.   Kidnappers hate schedules so they never check the time. ...
$19.99
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Glow Body Paint

Glow Body Paint
Glominex orange glow body paint is fun for everyone! This paint glows in the dark and looks like regular paint during the day. Perfect for a mime who needs to work the night shift. And you thought your job was rough.
$13.40
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Dog Hoodie

Dog Hoodie
Is your dog not getting the respect he deserves on the streets? It’s time to toughen up his appearance with this crowned crossbone hoodie featuring a rhinestone-accented skull and crosssbone design. Don’t blame the sweatshirt if he drops out of obedience school and starts selling suspicious smelling treats on the corner.
$7.79
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Frodo’s One Ring

Frodo’s One Ring
Live life as a hobbit! Stop wearing shoes, find a hole underground to build your house in and plan a trip to Mount Doom. Before you can leave though you will need this ring. “One Ring to Rule Them All, One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and In the Darkness Bind Them.” Find yourself a wizard friend too. Every hobbit needs a ...
$1.79
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Giant Water Wheel

Giant Water Wheel
Run Hamster Run! Keep the kids busy in the pool with this giant hamster like wheel. Or put a few hamsters in it and see if they can swim. If you want to have even more fun put the kids and some hamsters in it and see who survives.
$34.95
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Aquarium Coffee Table

Aquarium Coffee Table
Never watch T.V. alone again with the Aquarium Coffee Table. Fish make great friends but they can get pretty crazy. If they are being too loud during your favorite sports show, drop a fish stick in the tank to let them know that you won’t hesitate to quiet them forever.
$422.08
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Arcade Belt Buckle

Arcade Belt Buckle
Pretend like you’re skipping school again to go to the arcade. This belt buckle is made from real arcade game parts from the past. See what happens when your friends put a quarter in you. Will you start spitting out tickets or shoot out ski balls? And from where?
$42.00
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