Whiskey Chilling Bullets

Whiskey Chilling Bullets
Drink whiskey like the classy man that you are! No one compliments ice cubes. All they do is melt and water down your drink, making you seem girly. Use a whiskey chilling bullet instead. Everyone will think you are awesome, including your high school crush that wouldn’t go to prom with you.
$44.99
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Gun Lamp

Gun Lamp
Shoot out! Well, shoot the lights out that is. The kids will know that you’re serious when you pull out a 9 millimeter at 9:00 P.M. because they’re still up past their bedtime. If you see the gun, playtime is done!  
$177.00
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Stun Gun iPhone Case

Stun Gun iPhone Case
Stunning! Is your girlfriend checking your texts on your phone again? Train her like a dog with this 950,000 volt stun gun protection system. No need to use a phone lock, just give her a little shock!
$156.62
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Wireless Waterproof Speaker

Wireless Waterproof Speaker
Don’t you just hate when your radio falls into the bathtub and electrocutes you? With this wireless waterproof speaker you can safely listen to Justin Bieber’s latest single while enjoying your new exfoliating loofah. But if your roommate hears you, they have a legal obligation to beat you up.
$14.95
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Chocolate Covered Bacon

Chocolate Covered Bacon
They say that eating too much bacon is bad for your health. Those same people say that chocolate can be good for you. So if you eat chocolate covered bacon, it’s pretty much the same thing as eating a salad and going to the gym for an hour.  If you only eat chocolate covered bacon, there’s a good chance that you’ll live forever.
$12.95
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